I only have a single tiny ding because I park a mile away from people at malls and shopping centers.

The other day I was walking to Wal Mart from my car and this 40-ish black woman in a Galant started backing out of a space, but a shopping cart got caught on her rear bumper. She finally realized shehad it when she was almost outta the space, so she slammed on the brakes and the cart rolled...now this was really funny. It started to go towards a Chrysler Cirrus, then made a sharp turn and headed straight for a new Neon. Then it turned again magically and NAILED a Civic right in the driver's side door.

Obviously she drove away.