this friend of my girlfriends dad went to the kwik e mart to get smokes today and there were 8 bikers there:

bikers: "are you from racine?"

him: "yeah sure, whatsup?"

bikers: "well, do you know anywhere we can stay, were kinda stuck?"

him: "hmm, not really, but i got an old barn out back you could stay in"

bikers: "sounds good to us! great man, thanks! *give friend $3,000 cash*"

i want 3,000 cash for 3k in cash id cook em breakfast lunch and dinner, and wash their bikes afterwards!