I shot at some ****er once trying to pry my rear drivers window off at 2 AM when I was working in Washington. The cops don't like us victims doing that. I lied and said he pointed something at me so I fired, I actually shot off to the side of him into the lawn, being in jail for murder would suck ass bad. I was lucky and just got a $500 fine for discharging a fire arm within city limits and 80 hours community service (picking up trash). It was almost worth it though to see that ****er scream like a little girl as he tripped over his own legs to run away, but not quite- picking up trash 10 hours a day for a month of weekends isn't really worth it, I'd pay $500 bucks again though!

Thieves are ****ing the lowest life forms.