Saddam Hussein: "Well, Pres. Bush, looks like you won the war. I guess I'll just throw my hands in the air and give you reign over a country that I have had dictatorship over for so long. That's right, it's ALL your's. You won fair and square and I'm just a big meanie that learned his lesson. Oh! And by the way! - I know I hate you with every pulse of my existance and I would rather be dead than powerless, but here's a map of where I'm keeping all of my weapons with which I want to end the existance of the U.S. Sure, I know I'm your arch enemy, but you can have them. I was going to have them re-distributed through other terrorsit networks within the middle-east and parts of Europe so that you'd never find them, but that's such a silly idea."

I truly believe that if Algore became president, I'd be speaking in Arabic right now. Get a G/D brain - war is not, and never will be played fairly. Don't like W? Fine. But, don't play stupid with a terrorist slug like Hussein.