Well I did some reading about the AC in a haynes manual, and it mentions the "condensation drain pipe" possibly being plugged if you're getting water on the passenger side floor. And I found out the last couple days that the passenger side floor is almost constantly wet. (And only rarely - like when cornering hard - do I get any fluid on the driver's side.)
Unfortunately, I have no clue where this damn pipe is located.. I think I have to get under the engine to find it, and I have no easy way to do that right now.