"I live my life one quarter pounder at a time. For those 500 calories or more...i'm free."

"I need fries. Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and i need them by tonight."

"Your lucky that double shot of BBQ sauce didnt blow a seam on your nugget box"

"There she is, 2 pounds of pure beef. My dad ate it in 9 seconds flat"

"Check it out, its like this. If i loose, winner takes my happy mean. But if i win, i take the burger and the toy. To some peopele, thats more important"


(that was in SCC) HOLY SHIT someone has WAAYYY to much time on their hands (as do i for just writing all of it on here )