My father always told me this from the first day I held a gun. so it's been about 11 years now. He said to me "Jess, don't ever get a .50 cal handgun. They're for guys with little dicks" So I stand by that. He's told me this one story about how he bought my uncle a box of .50 cal ammo even though he didn't own one. Great gag gift, so I heard. Even confirmed it with the uncs. He confirmed both the story, and the saying.

But I will use it in CS