I went to play some Mini Golf tonight with a few friends that rolled into town. So I turned out of the parking lot and onto the road...got in the left turn lane so I could flip a bitch and get on the freeway. Well a stupid ricer in a V6 mustang pulls up in the VERY RIGHT lane, with his LED wiper nozzles, dual exhaust and all. He looked over at me nodding his head wanting to run...from 4 lanes away... So I looked dead in his eyes, and gave him the :ghey: limp wrist. Then I gave him a :thumbup:. Just after that, he gave me a :thumbup:, and I turned mine into a :down:. The look on his face was friggin priceless, even better than if I would have spanked his ass. I flipped my bitch and saw him try to take off all hard, but he went nowhere.

I love being me