here would be my version:

MY GIRL: "Will you meet me at the grocery store after work"
ME: "No, I just feel like going home and relaxing"
MY GIRL: "But we having nothing to eat"
ME: "Ahh we can get take-out"
MY GIRL: "Um no, you're meeting me there at 5, ok?"
ME: "Um, no, I said I want to relax"
MY GIRL: "No sex ever again."
ME: "how about 4:30?"


h: :happysad: