On Saturday I had somebody call the hospital and they were brushing their teeth. They wanted to know some room number. Then this guy called and said "I can't WAIT to get my wife home!" It was wonderful. Then the one lady brought her 2 kids in (I work front desk too), and they were in the way of things and she goes "If you don't move you're going to get stomped on" and the other lady says "Oh, did I step on him?" children's mother "no, I just like to threaten them"