haha kinda different story but, one day I was at a play. and I had to take a shit, but I just held it in cause I usally don't like to use the public shitters. so then as they play went on it hurt so damn much that I swear I could have let it all out there. after the play was done the ****in bus ride back was so bumpy everytime it bounced I would let out a fart. finally when I got back I ran as fast as I could to my hosue and let it allll out. damn 4 hours of pain...havent ever experienced anythin like that before.