Dude, he's just messin wit ya. Just take what you want from these forums and leave the rest behind.
As for my cars, eh. The GSR is being a bitch, I bought it from a guy in MO and alot of the damn bolts are seized and rusted like nobody's business (the frame and body are good though!) so I've been trying to replace the timing belt but I've run into minor problems. I had to drill out a bolt or two and am currently trying to locate a crankshaft removal tool in my area. After that is done, I get to do an oil change, smog it and go get my plates!
The Civic is alot easier. CTR headlights after my GF gets back from Japan, maybe a CTR steering wheel too. Oh, and Spoon 15's either this weekend or next. I'm about to go change the front brake pads in about 15 mins too (OEM).