I'm on my night off from camp. I dropped off "the chick" at about 9:30 since she's seeing Legally Blonde 2 with one of her sorority sisters and the boys are at Dave & Busters til somewhere 10:30-11 ish after which it's poker time.

Therefore since I have about 45 minutes to kill and refuse to watch cheesy over-dramatic cop shows on TV with my parents, you all are entrusted with providing some kind of mental stimulation that I might consume. Produce well and ye shall be duly rewarded with my sincere gratitude.

Thank you, come again.