So I got this packet in the mail today from Penn State because I'm moving to the main campus this fall. In this packet they have another book of events going on. Now, I'm living off-campus and these events like "Tie-Dye Shirt Making!" or "Trip to Wal-Mart" don't sound pleasing for me to walk from my apartment all the way (1/2 block) to campus to participate.

MAYBE I'll go to one of these socials to mingle with the ladies, but these others like (looks down for random event) "Ultimate Twister"...I'll pass. Who really goes to these things!?

Anyone like me? You'd rather chill at the apartment or go out with your roommates/buddies than attending dumb (non-alcoholic, I might add) school events...