Some black dude tried to sell me some ripoff cologne once at a Fry's (Fry's in AZ = Kroger/King Soopers everywhere else).

Him: Yo man, you wanna buy some cologne. Good prices, smells the same.
Me: No thanks, I got some.
Him: What kind you wear, bro, I'll hook you up.
Me: Yeah? You got Eddie Bauer?
Him: Oh. Naw man.
Me: Yep, later.

wned: by lack of diverse inventory.