Since I was younger I always wanted to learn magic. Not Card magic or crap like that, just real good magic.It all started when I bumped into this regular old guy. A cousin of mine had already met him, and told me he knew magic. Me, as skeptical as I am,.. didnt believe it, so I challenged him to "impress me". He wrote his name on two pieces of paper, cut the paper in half, put one piece in each hand, made both pieces disappear into thin air.
Guess what?? After I told him that wasn't impressive enough,.. he told me to check both my pockets.

There were the two pieces of paper.



How the f u c k???