So I'm planning a cookout for tomorrow night...just a cookout that I want a few friends to come hang out and eat before they go out clubbin'. I tell a few of them, and they're all like "Yeah, we'll invite a bunch of girls and stuff"
When I tell them that I don't want a bunch of people at my house that I don't know, they get all upset like it's then end of the world because I asked them to come have some dinner and chill for a little while..and they're gonna die if there are no girls there.

I told them I didn't want any crazy orgies going on and disrespecting my house...but they still insist on trying to invite a bunch of people.
I have the feeling that it's gonna be like one of those movies where some guy tries to have a little get together and his house ends up getting trashed.