Ok more to add to the list here:
i have done more types of drugs than any one person should have done in their lifetime.
This is part of what has caused my depression problem
I served time for jacking cars and only paid for one offense out of the thousands I committed.
I used to sell drugs...any kind you can probably name
I have a very deep seated dislike for my father which causes me to have anger problems.
I have a fear of being alone for the rest of my life.
I really really really hate Oregon.