what stories to your parents tell you about the old days that you're either proud of or sick of hearing?


- my dad always tells me about when he used to play college football for u. of New Hampshire .....and then he shows me the 2 existing pictures of himself without a mustache....

 

My parents really dont have any stories they talk about. :dunno:

 

they have the stories...

but i always here...your car is suppose to get u from A to B, so stop making it faster/nicer...

 

yea my dad quit that mom cant let go of it yet.....

 

lotta war stories about vietnam

 

my dad always tells me how by being a girl i could get as much dick as i want. thats not really a story from his day, but i hear it all the time.

hmm..my mom used to be a big hippie, and my birthmom had me at 15. thats all i can think of.

 

oh wait and the stories of uncle Sal the loan shark who always lit illegal imported fireworks with his cuban cigar for july 4th...

 

How my dad came to this country in 1961 with $30...and now how hes a multi millionaire...he loves that...and about how he started his business by taking out 33 credit cards and buying a brand new Benz Convertible to look successfull.

 

33!?!??!!? How did he ever make even the first monthly payments?? LOL! That's a story worth hearing...

 

How do they explain Porsches, Ferraris, Lamborghinis, etc. etc.?

And if the fastest path from any points A and B is a straight line, shouldn't we all have Hummmers and Jeeps to go right over rocks, streams, hills, etc.?