ok, so some background, i met this girl at a party i had, i'm a realistic person and she's a bit of my league, she's taller than me has a slamming body, and is all around smokin' hot... anyway at the party we made out and we were both so drunk we just passed out... we went out again last night, but i got this thing where i'm always nervous my first time with a new girl, and as hot as this girl was, that was only gonna perpetuate it, so me and a friend went down to mexico to pick up some viagra the day before... here's a convo i was having with my friend about it: i'm 'ayumi'

[13:28] evildorko: howd the viagra work?
[13:28] ayumi: haha, oh man.

[13:28] evildorko: still hard?
[13:28] ayumi: well, the way it works is way decent.. it doesn't just make it hard and keep it hard.. it's just as soon as you start kissing or somethjing, it starts doing it's thing.... but when you're fi nished it goes down like normal.
[13:28] ayumi: but, oh man.
[13:28] ayumi: so on tuesday it ried 25mg (1/4 of the 100mg pill) to see if it works
[13:29] ayumi: in 19mins it was wokring great
[13:29] evildorko: hehehe
[13:29] ayumi: so on wednesday when she got there (she wanted to just come straight to my house (how much easier could it be?)) i took the rest of the 100mg pill, 75mg, 'cause i didn't wanna fuck around
[13:29] ayumi: or 'cause i did wanna fuck around =P
[13:30] evildorko: oh fuck.
[13:30] ayumi: anywya, being the caluclated person i am, i see 19mins come and go on my watch and start to worry... i mean i perpetuate these things in my head to the point that i'm going nuts, 'cause i'm a freak like that

[13:30] evildorko: right.
[13:30] ayumi: 25 mins pass, and she obviously wants to get to it... so i'm like, i'll back, and go to the restroom
[13:31] ayumi: i fucking eat another 100mg pill (mind you 7x the dosage i should be taking)
[13:31] ayumi: as soon as i eat it though, i feel the first dosage start to kick in big time, but it's too late , cause i've already eaten teh other one
[13:31] ayumi: so i say wtf ever, and we go at it for a while... but i guess at this dosage i got so much blood in my wang it fucking hurts
[13:31] ayumi: it was an inch longer than it was supposed to be it was so fucking hard
[13:32] evildorko: hahahahaha
[13:32] ayumi: anyway, so good times, good times, but then later when i go to the kitchen everything is fuckING PURPLE!
[13:32] ayumi: all light is purple
[13:32] ayumi: like super hid light purple white
[13:32] evildorko: shit dude, im laughing in my cube.
[13:32] ayumi: blinding purple is all i see
[13:32] ayumi: when i open my fridge i fucking jump 'cause all this purple's coming at me

[13:33] evildorko: hahaha
[13:33] ayumi: she asked what's wrong, but i can't be like , sorry, i had to take 7x the dosage of viagra to fuck you so i'm wacked out
[13:33] ayumi: so we go out to dinner, and everything is purple, i swear, i only see in this color
[13:33] evildorko: haha
[13:33] evildorko: did you drive?
[13:34] ayumi: and i try to play it off and dinner goes well and she had to be home by like 11 so i could finally close my eyes and end this ugly purple world
[13:34] ayumi: yeh, i dorve my mom's purple car
[13:34] evildorko: goddamn thats funny
[13:34] ayumi: when i got back, i was gonna call c-note to call and check up on me in like an hour, 'cause i was so wacked, but i just passed out, woke up this morning and all was good <3
[13:35] ayumi: anyway, we're going out again friday

 

how old are you that you need viagra
and keep your heart healthy after this

 

:rofl:.

 

charles he already explained why he took it.

 

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

old age ownz meh

 

i'm only 23, i have no problems with girls i've been with once or twice.

 

Haha, are you kidding?

 

oh man that is halarious...but hey good times whatever gets the job done right? hehe you are a savage for that shit though.

so how long did you last total big boy?

 

Bwhwhahahahahah

It's not used just for impotence, it can be used for nervousness etc.