You just can't make this stuff up....
 

A man in Hong Kong had to be cut free from a steel park bench after he placed his penis in a hole and got stuck.

Le Xing, 41, told police he thought it would be fun to have sex with the Lan Tian park bench in Hong Kong. Once he tried to have intercourse with the bench and got aroused, he could not remove his penis and called police.

Rescue workers tried to release the pressure by removing some of his blood at the scene, but were unsuccessful and had to cut the bench from the ground to transport Xing and the bench to the hospital.

It took doctors four hours to cut him free. Doctors said if he had been stuck for much longer, they would have had to amputate his genitals.

Police reports described Xing as “lonely and disturbed.”

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tiny holes on that bench...

he couldn't get soft??? idiot.

im pretty sure the arrival of 20 or 30 men would have instantly made me flacid

thats messed up

remind me not to sit on that bench when I visit hong kong.

:hsugh:

That's what I said:oh:
Read about this yesterday

maybe the small holes were constricting bloodflow out of the penis.. like those 'extended pleasure' rings some people wear.

Biggest cock ring for smallest penis evar?!

Seriously, WTF is going through peoples' heads sometimes? :(

wow.