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Ok i'm finally gonna ask HAN for girl advice

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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 09:36 AM
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Default Ok i'm finally gonna ask HAN for girl advice

First off no pics, so yeah i fial, but just throw me some flamage or advice.

Ok here are the characters and their given names by my intern
Me = an assman, and like short chicks
Blondie = I think she is about the hottest chick around (short, nice ass, decent tits)
The Ex = we are still banging but she is not as hot as Blondie (tall, big tits, no ass)
Bitch = Ex's best friend (short, nice ass)
Tommy Boy = Blondie's Ex, hates me, about same build as me (both around 170 and jacked ask skelly for reference nohomo)

Background: Hung out with Blondie awhile last summer, had lots o fun and stuff, but then she went back to Tommy Boy. Time #1

Started dating Ex in Jan hung out from end of Nov, Broke up in Feb because she was way too into me. Also Blondie broke up with Tommy Boy again and came back telling me she liked me and how dumb she was to go back to him last time. I knew she would go back to him again and she did of course.Time #2

Present:
Been hanging out with Ex again having a good old time because i don't feel commited, and good sex by the way so thats not the problem. So Saturday night after i get back from Snowboarding at about 11:30 i tell Ex i don't want to drive 30 some miles to see her. She flips and says oh did Blondie tell you her and Tommy Boy broke up again so you don't wanna see me. I say no i didn't even know, im beat and im going to the bar with my buddies. All is well after that and we hang out sunday. Monday night Bitch asks me to go on a double date on Tuesday with her and Ex. Its with them and Tommy Boy. I say fuck no and she gets all pissy and her and Ex say oh have fun with Blondie and they go out to eat and back to his house with him and some other dudes. Then Blondie starts texting me that night and i let her know how i think she is a Tarp and she has fucked me over twice already, but she says she really is done with him this time and he is taking all his stuff and the ring he bought her back. Now Ex and Bitch are pissed that i even talked to Blondie and i'm in a dilemma.

Ok that was too long so i know the smart choice is ignore Blondie and stay with the Ex and let it develop back into a relationship if its meant to be. But keep in mind i want Blondie bad.
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 09:39 AM
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Just have sex... no relationships
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 09:40 AM
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lol wut?
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 09:40 AM
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I thought you were a girl











too much fucking drama, dump all of them and get new friends.
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 09:41 AM
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do the intern.
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 09:41 AM
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a.) get pics foo!!!!

b.) take the third option, date neither ... blondie sounds like tarp fo sho, unless shes that good looking then sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and know the tarp is bound to snap at any moment
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by rebeld
a.) get pics foo!!!!

b.) take the third option, date neither ... blondie sounds like tarp fo sho, unless shes that good looking then sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and know the tarp is bound to snap at any moment
or just sex her....
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by rebeld
b.) take the third option, date neither ... blondie sounds like tarp fo sho, unless shes that good looking then sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and know the tarp is bound to snap at any moment
WERD date a stripper instead
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 09:44 AM
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i'm so lost ... but send them all this:


if they're offended, they're stuck up.

if they laugh, they might have an open mind.

if they send back even more, keeper.
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Old Mar 5, 2008 | 09:44 AM
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Too much to comprehend, just have sex.
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