So I had a dream last night that Paris Hilton had changed her ways and was dating normal guysh: So we were seeing each other and I was tryin to get it on with her in her room but she had also changed her whoring ways and wanted to wait. So I kept trying to sweet talk her but she wouldn't give in. Then my alarm went off and I set it to snooze to try to get back to my dream but failed So eventually I was cockblocked by possibly one of the biggest sluts in Hollywood:wtc:

 

Paris Hilton.... :barf: Stupid, whore, disgusting...




I'm sure you would have caught something in real life from sleeping with her in your dream.

 

you REALLY need to get laid if you're having sexual dreams about that skank :hsugh:

 

You've got bigger issues if Paris wont even sleep with you in YOUR dreams! h:

 

 

haha beesh:hs: She looked pretty good. I kept thinking about getting herpes too:hsugh:
I was thinking that too. I was like "Just my luck. When I get with her she doesn't want to sleep with anyone anymore."

 

Shot down in real life = fail

Shot down in your own dream with a whore = super duper fail

 

:rofl::fawk: