Mother effing joke thread needed.
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woman goes to a doctor
woman: doctor let me kiss you
dr: no im not gonna kiss you
woman: doctor let me kiss you
dr: no im not gonna kiss you
woman: doctor let me kiss you
dr: look, lady, i shouldnt even be fucking you
woman: doctor let me kiss you
dr: no im not gonna kiss you
woman: doctor let me kiss you
dr: no im not gonna kiss you
woman: doctor let me kiss you
dr: look, lady, i shouldnt even be fucking you
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A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says "If I had known you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over."
Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says "If I had known you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over."
Last edited by Pete; May 25, 2007 at 10:05 AM.
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A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'
Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over.'
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A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says "If I had known you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over."
Officer: May i see your licence?
Lady: what does it look like?
Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it.
The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.
The officer opens it up and says "If I had known you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over."
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