never had a roommate

 

my roommate has parties where he invites hot wild lesbians over on weekends i'm up north :madr:

this one i'm severly pissed about

 

I wouldnt have a problem if he split the bill with me.. $70 aint cheap, but we sorted it out. Now my mangos on the other hand..

:madr:

 

never cleans

walks around walks in the house with shoes on when the rule is shoes off

passes out with loud music/dvd playing into the night

always eats my food but rarely offers it back in return and when i get offered food its usually flavorless crap that poorly cooked/seasoned that i half to smother in sriacha just to eat and give a :hs: nod like its good when its really crap

and much more i can't think of right now

 

my current roommate is my best homie. people always ask us if we fought over anything yet and we dont get what there is to fight about.

anything in regards to bills/money: split exactly down the middle.
separate rooms and bathrooms
kitchen: we never use
food/grocery: we only buy alcohol and only drink when we bring girls over.
cleaning: after we eat, we throw out the trash immediately after, so theres no junk on the tables/counters.
smoking: we only smoke in the designated patio area.
tv: doesnt matter. we like the same shit
he's clean and i'm clean.
we each like different types of girls.

nothing to fight about.

 

It's more than 10 feet :madr: it's like 12!!!

He keeps his damn surfboards all throughout the house, plays ungodly loud music...reves his motorcycle at 2am at my door...presses his ass on the glass door when I am bringing mad bitches home...



:hugglez:

 

:rofl: craigs the wildman roommate.... go figure

 

They always:

leave the lights on
leave the doors unlocked
leave the windows open (even open the screen)
keep turning up the heat when they can't afford to pay me for the heat
never buy any groceries
dirty up the place
clog the drains
don't help each other out
watch the gayest shows on MTV
don't take charge of shit so I am forced to
bitch about parking
bitch about money
bitch about stupid shit that was simply a misunderstanding, but are too hard-headed to realize their error
etc.

One of them is just an asshole, and the other is the most passive, neutral kid I have ever met. it bugs me.

i could go on and on. They are my boys, but fuck, living together for 2 years, there are going to be issues.

 

he's an idiot.

 

he smelled like coco butter
and one other one had issues with magic cards...