Help me have some fun with a Scammer!
 

In a nutshell, I am trying to sell a car on craigslist and have gotten MULTIPLE scam offers, bot replies, etc. After getting frustrated, and having a few laughs at some of the replies I got, I decided I thought I'd look to you guys for some ideas as to how I can have some fun with one particular "genius."

Here is how our correspondence has gone:

I was kind in my first response even though I smelled a funk........now, he wants my mothers name, occupation, and private phone. Haha What a chump!

Him: I want to the condition of the ,is the car available.

Me: Yes, the van is still available. The condition of the car is good. If you want additional pictures let me know. Where are you located? If you have any other questions, feel free to give me a call. Patrick xxx/xxx-1530

Him: I got your sent email,thanks for the responce,i will like to the
>condition of the car if possible you may send me the picture.so that i
>can arrange the post of the cheque to you through a courier service.so
>send me your full info such as.
> Full name-
> Address-
> Mother's name-
> Occupation-
> Private phone number-
>so as to be sure of who am dealing with.
> Get Back To Me Soon.




I was thinking about giving him a local police office #, FBI #, etc.....how can I have some fun with this guy?

immigration #. his english is terrible.