What's the genetic reason for...
 

...pubic hair being curly? I don't see why. Discuss.

I flat iron mine. Right after, I use glitter lotion to make things sparkle.

So my crabs use it as a curly slide.

So the guys with a "SMALL" tool can mentally feel good about themselves.

Usually the guys with a "SMALL" tool have curly hair.....this way the female has something to gag on during a bj :oh:

I spike mine with Elmers wood glue...chicks dig it.

its to remind us all that black guys have the biggest dicks.

LOL @ pic

I give mines a tight fade too. 0 guard into a 2.

The skin on your skull is a lot thinner than the skin around your wang. Not to mention that the hair around your wang is always matted down by undies or whathaveyou.