You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....
 

You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....


1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch this."

7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan .

9. Your junior prom offered day care.

10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

12. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wif e drunk.



Bonus Comment:


An East Texas couple, both real-life rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor asked them why, after nine children would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in North America was Mexican and they didn't want a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.




-Don't care if it's a repost. Good read. :p

9/10--now thats funny! God I hate white people.

Thats how we do it! :D

If you go to family reunions to meet women...you might be a redneck.

If your first pet was a chicken...*

If you've ever mowed your lawn and found a car...*

If you've ever made change in the offering plate...*

If your outdoor furniture used to be your livingroom furniture...*

If you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth...*

If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain...*

If you thing the 'nutcracker' is something you did of the highdive...*

(just a few off the top of my head this morning :) )

If you real woman should weigh at least 200 lbs.

Bonus comment was pretty good