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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 12:57 AM
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Eh.. Its a decent joke...




Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from Church to a Reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of a big residential house. Every time they passed in front of that house, the bird would pronounce three sequential colors. One day, they heard, "Yellow, blue, black." One of the nuns noticed that those colors perfectly matched the colors of their underwear. She mentioned her discovery to the other two nuns, but both were reluctant to believe that could be possible.
The next day, they all wore black underwear and passed in front of the house, and very precisely the parrot spoke, "Black, black, black."
Hearing that, the three nuns were astonished!!. One of the nuns spoke up: "Girls, tomorrow we are going to trick that bird."
Saying that, she recommended that the next day, none of them should wear any underwear under their vestments. Respecting their agreement, next day they wore no underwear and proceeded to pass in front of the parrot's house.
They peeked at the bird. At the beginning, the parrot looked a bit puzzled. He swung back and forth on the cane he was perched on.
Then, after a while, the Parrot spoke, "Straight, Straight, Curly!"
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 01:49 AM
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I was expecting "Shaved, Bush, Shaved"

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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 02:01 AM
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what I wanna know is where I can find me some pantyless nuns :naughty:
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 04:29 AM
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.1/10
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 05:41 AM
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well.......it wasn't your worst work.
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted by dE.fUsEd
well.......it wasn't your worst work.
but still didn't make me laugh
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 05:52 AM
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way to predictible!!
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by H-Accord-22
but still didn't make me laugh

i fake laughed because i like him. h:
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted by dE.fUsEd
i fake laughed because i like him. h:
Aww...:hugglez:
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 07:44 AM
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i was too worried trying to figure out how the bird knew their panty colors that i forgot to laugh...
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