Where's your stash man??
 

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They searched the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Who says rednecks aren't real bright!)

3/4

7/10 It was smile and slight chuckle. I thought it was good though.

hardy har har :chuckles: 7/10

:chuckles: I remember this one from a while ago, but it's still good for a laugh.

8.5/10

Clever but no dice. :p

hee hee!

nope

same here. :p

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