I'm sick and lonely.
 

Somebody please send me a hooker to:

625 S. 44th St
Boulder, CO

She needn't be the prettiest, just nice and willing to put out. I've got a nasty head cold and I've been in bed pretty much all day. Didn't go to either job. What sucks is that yesterday it was my friend's Bday, and I could tell I was coming down with something, so I went easy on the drinking, took some vitamin C and got plenty of sleep, but I got sick anyway. I shoulda lived it up instead. :(

Anyway, how are you assholes doing tonight?

im alright, you just need some :hugglez:

haha...I can send one if you can you do COD? :chuckles:

I'll just be like "hey babe, I'll pay you once the deed is done." Except she would know where I lived if I stiffed her. :oh:

get on AIM?

I was dating this chick back in the day. And I got sick as fvck and couldn't even leave the house n' sht. So when she called I asked her to please bring me some kind of cold medicine and she just flatly said no! :wtf:

So I was like whatever.

I sent flowers instead :hsugh:

sorry, my dick is not available to you

flipped cracka has an available female to unload.

awww, shucks! :hugglez:



Yeah, flipped cracka can send me his super-ugly fat girl if he wants... its pretty dark down here in the basement.