is a fig newton a fruited cake? i understand it's not a cookie, but jesus flippin christ, A FRUITED CAKE? wtf since when has some fruity jammy shiet between some stale pound cake slices been the snack of the gay and lesbian community?



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i'm gonna be a big fat ass fig fukking newton for halloween. shiet.

 

i dont like fig newtons.

 

I preffer a bag of oreos over figs.

 

i prefer beef jerky

 

barnum and bailey animal crackers > Beef jerky > oreos > fig netwons crackers

 

is that in order of importance?

 

now i want a fig newton

 

now i want beef jerky

 

Now I want oreo's.