Handful of vicodin and a sheet of acid should do the trick h:



Nope no drugs for me anymore

 

Boooooooooo

Well I wouldn't mind seeing that movie stoned

 

thats true. i loved dahl as a kid, he was my favorite author. my class was going to write him a letter in grade school after we read BFG, but he ended up dying that week.

 

I doubt I will go to the movies to see it. I loved the original, even though Dahl didn't.

 

Tim Burton is weird. I don't usually like his stuff. But I'll see it cause I love the story.

Burton is fawked UP!

 

I suppose it is subjective.

Personally I find his work to be amazing and borderline genius at times. I am not just stroking his sack though because he has made a couple I didn't particularly like, but overall the man is a phenomenal talent in directing.

 

I'm tired of watching people make a buck off everything else.

Inspector Gadget has been re-done, Dukes of Hazzard, Bad News Bears, now this?

What next.. Is there no new ideas? And I'm sorry but I think this is something going to be ruined. Its a great movie as it is and Big Fish was pretty boring to me and didn't enjoy it.

I won't be seeing it in theatres, but I'll rent it.

 

how many depp/burton movies does that make? 5?

 

I agree too many movies have been redone and done poorly as of recent...but in your list you may want to note.

Inspector Gadget - never before was a movie so it is original based off cartoon characters, same thing they did with TMNT

Dukes of Hazard - again never a feature movie although there were two hour specials made, again based off existing characters.

Bad News Bears - That was shit to begin with so remaking it couldn't have possibly hurt it much.

As for Big Fish a lot of people just plain didn't get the simple beauty of the story and it was a bit deeper than most current moviegoing public wants to put their mind to thinking about. Kind of sad that movies get bad calls from the public if it isn't just midless drivel.

 

I don't think it's that many actually

Burtons credits (according to IMDB)
# Corpse Bride (2005) (post-production)
... aka Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (USA: complete title)
# Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) (post-production)

# Big Fish (2003)
# Planet of the Apes (2001)
# The World of Stainboy (2000)
... aka Stainboy (USA)

# Sleepy Hollow (1999)
# Mars Attacks! (1996)
# Ed Wood (1994)
# Batman Returns (1992)
# Edward Scissorhands (1990)

# Batman (1989)
# Beetle Juice (1988)
# "Alfred Hitchcock Presents" (1985) TV Series (episode "The Jar")
# Pee-wee's Big Adventure (1985)
# Frankenweenie (1984)
# "Faerie Tale Theatre" (1982) TV Series (episode "Aladdin and his Wonderful Lamp")
... aka Shelley Duvall's Faerie Tale Theatre (USA)
# Hansel and Gretel (1982/II) (TV)
# Luau (1982)
# Vincent (1982)

# Stalk of the Celery (1979)
... aka Stalk of the Celery Monster (USA)
# The Island of Doctor Agor (1971)

Depps credits (according to IMDB)
# The Rum Diary (2006) (in production) .... Paul Kemp
# The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (2006) (announced) .... Jean-Dominique Bauby
# Shantaram (2007) (announced) .... Lindsay
# Pirates of the Caribbean 3 (2007) (filming) .... Captain Jack Sparrow
# Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006) (filming) .... Jack Sparrow
# Corpse Bride (2005) (post-production) (voice) .... Victor Van Dort
... aka Tim Burton's Corpse Bride (USA: complete title)
# Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) (post-production) .... Willy Wonka

# The Libertine (2004) .... Rochester
# Finding Neverland (2004) .... Sir James Matthew Barrie
# Ils se marièrent et eurent beaucoup d'enfants (2004) .... L'inconnu
... aka ...And They Lived Happily Ever After (International: English title)
# Secret Window (2004) .... Mort Rainey
# Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) .... Sands
# Pirates of the Caribbean (2003) (VG) .... Jack Sparrow
# Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) .... Jack Sparrow
# From Hell (2001) .... Inspector Fred Abberline
# Blow (2001) .... George Jung
# Chocolat (2000) .... Roux
# Before Night Falls (2000) .... Bon Bon/Lieutenant Victor
... aka Antes que anochezca (USA: Spanish title)
# The Man Who Cried (2000) .... Cesar
... aka The man who cried - Les larmes d'un homme (France)

# Sleepy Hollow (1999) .... Constable Ichabod Crane
# The Astronaut's Wife (1999) .... Commander Spencer Armacost
# The Ninth Gate (1999) .... Dean Corso
... aka Neuvième porte, La (France)
... aka Novena puerta, La (Spain)
# Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) .... Raoul Duke/Hunter S. Thompson
# The Brave (1997) .... Raphael
# Donnie Brasco (1997) .... Donnie Brasco/Joseph D. 'Joe' Pistone
# Nick of Time (1995) .... Gene Watson
# Dead Man (1995) .... William 'Bill' Blake
... aka Dead Man (Germany)
... aka Jim Jarmusch's Dead Man (USA)
# Don Juan DeMarco (1995) .... Don Juan
# Ed Wood (1994) .... Ed Wood
# What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993) .... Gilbert Grape
# Benny & Joon (1993) .... Sam
# Arizona Dream (1993) .... Axel Blackmar
... aka Arizona Dream (France)
... aka The Arrowtooth Waltz
# Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) (as Oprah Noodlemantra) .... Teen on TV
... aka A Nightmare On Elm Street 6
# Edward Scissorhands (1990) .... Edward Scissorhands
# Cry-Baby (1990) .... Wade 'Cry-Baby' Walker

# "21 Jump Street" (1987) TV Series .... Officer Tom Hanson #2 (1987-1990)
# Platoon (1986) .... Pvt. Gator Lerner
# Slow Burn (1986) (TV) .... Donnie Fleischer
# Private Resort (1985) .... Jack
# A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984) .... Glen Lantz