Britney's pregnant
 

Severely edited down from the original completely inane article (although I guess that's what you get with a rag like Star):

Britney Spears and her husband of seven months, Kevin Federline, are expecting a baby. The 23-year-old singer is three-months pregnant, according to sources close to the couple, and an official announcement confirming the happy news is expected to be released this weekend. Sources say Britney has canceled all her future work engagements and is busy preparing for her new job--motherhood--when the baby arrives this fall.

blah blah, britney is old news now, linsay lohan is the new topic

Her pregnancy is old news, I heard about this over a month and a half ago.

You all star celebrity sleuth you!

If you watch ten minutes of tv a day you can't miss the conversations about it;)

hhmmm why don't people get lives and stop reading about other people's
big deal if she's pregnant, it's none of our business

also, you can't always beleive everything you read.

Who wouldve thought that two people would get married and have kids? That's just INSANE of them!!

Britney + Kevin = a combining of trailer park forces. This baby is going to be a super trailer park baby! It's gonna walk barefoot in public restrooms only to wipe its ass with a benjamin after its done with its explosive diahrea from eating too much Taco Bell, KFC and White Castle.

:ohnoes: They're living your dream, Arby!!! :wtc:


:hugglez:

No way!


















...we don't have a White Castle here :(