i want this bird.
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I got a friend with one of thoes birds... EXPENSIVE his cost almost $2000+ but they are extremely smart and funny to listen to. mine would probably be saying some bad language living with me for like 1 month
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A woman was looking around in a pet shop and spotted a large parrot with beautiful green and blue feathers.
She had always wanted to own a parrot but was well aware that she could not afford a bird of this type, as it would cost a small fortune.
Out of curiosity she asked the store owner how much the parrot cost. She could barely believe her ears when the pet shop owner said "fifty dollars ma'am."
The woman asked why such an expensive bird was being sold for such a small amount. The shopkeeper replied that the parrot had been living in a bordello and was known to make some rather off color remarks, so he was trying to get rid of it.
Realizing that she would never see another opportunity like this to buy a parrot, she paid the man fifty dollars and took the bird home.
She set the cage down in the corner of the kitchen and removed the sheet that covered the cage.
The parrot looked around the room and then back at the woman and squaked "New house, new madam." While the comment surpised her, she didn't find it too offensive, and ultimately decided it was rather amusing.
In the afternoon, the woman's two teenage daughters came home from High School. They were led to the kitchen by their mother to see the parrot.
The parrot squaked "New house, new madam, new whores." At first all three were quite offended but eventually they were laughing together about their rude parrot.
Later in the afternoon, the woman's husband Kieth came home from work. His wife and daughters dragged him into the kitchen to see their rude parrot.
The parrot squaked "New house, new madam, new whores, hi Kieth."
She had always wanted to own a parrot but was well aware that she could not afford a bird of this type, as it would cost a small fortune.
Out of curiosity she asked the store owner how much the parrot cost. She could barely believe her ears when the pet shop owner said "fifty dollars ma'am."
The woman asked why such an expensive bird was being sold for such a small amount. The shopkeeper replied that the parrot had been living in a bordello and was known to make some rather off color remarks, so he was trying to get rid of it.
Realizing that she would never see another opportunity like this to buy a parrot, she paid the man fifty dollars and took the bird home.
She set the cage down in the corner of the kitchen and removed the sheet that covered the cage.
The parrot looked around the room and then back at the woman and squaked "New house, new madam." While the comment surpised her, she didn't find it too offensive, and ultimately decided it was rather amusing.
In the afternoon, the woman's two teenage daughters came home from High School. They were led to the kitchen by their mother to see the parrot.
The parrot squaked "New house, new madam, new whores." At first all three were quite offended but eventually they were laughing together about their rude parrot.
Later in the afternoon, the woman's husband Kieth came home from work. His wife and daughters dragged him into the kitchen to see their rude parrot.
The parrot squaked "New house, new madam, new whores, hi Kieth."