Stupid Customers
I still like honda's. :-/
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From: Gilbert, AZ
^ reminds me of that dumb blonde joke..
Pizza Guy - "Would you like your pizza cut into 8 or 10 slices...?"
Blonde - "Better make it 8............I don't think I could eat 10 slices."
h:
Pizza Guy - "Would you like your pizza cut into 8 or 10 slices...?"
Blonde - "Better make it 8............I don't think I could eat 10 slices."
h:
Sucka
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From: Fridley, MN
Originally Posted by lonthae
my favorite is:
Customer-"how big is your small pizza?
me-"10 inches"
Customer-"and how big is that?"
me-"ummm......... 2 inches shy of a f o o t . . . "
food service is the worst...
Customer-"how big is your small pizza?
me-"10 inches"
Customer-"and how big is that?"
me-"ummm......... 2 inches shy of a f o o t . . . "
food service is the worst...
Walk to counter with updated price because dumb bitch "had to have" brand medication (a rant unto itself).
Me: Ok, so it's gonna be $55.xx
Her: What do you mean $55 ?!?
Me: Um...the number after 54 and before 56...?
Her:
What the hell kind of answer was she looking for?!
bboy Wesley West
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From: six-five-o
Originally Posted by Spood
Similar story (I work in a pharmacy):
Walk to counter with updated price because dumb bitch "had to have" brand medication (a rant unto itself).
Me: Ok, so it's gonna be $55.xx
Her: What do you mean $55 ?!?
Me: Um...the number after 54 and before 56...?
Her:
What the hell kind of answer was she looking for?!
Walk to counter with updated price because dumb bitch "had to have" brand medication (a rant unto itself).
Me: Ok, so it's gonna be $55.xx
Her: What do you mean $55 ?!?
Me: Um...the number after 54 and before 56...?
Her:
What the hell kind of answer was she looking for?!
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From: Lll
Originally Posted by whoaitslen2
Retail is fun when youre a stock boy. 
So yeah we all wear earpieces and mics to communicate at our work.
-me: hi wanna try some of our new lotion?
-her: wow sure!
-me: (rubs lotion on customers hand)
-boss: :eh:
-me: :naughty:
-her: :love: :loco: :reechy:
-boss: (over the radio) leeeeeeen, get back to work in the stockroom :rant:
-me: :chuckles: and its on sale 7 for $35. gotta go.
So yeah we all wear earpieces and mics to communicate at our work.
-me: hi wanna try some of our new lotion?
-her: wow sure!
-me: (rubs lotion on customers hand)
-boss: :eh:
-me: :naughty:
-her: :love: :loco: :reechy:
-boss: (over the radio) leeeeeeen, get back to work in the stockroom :rant:
-me: :chuckles: and its on sale 7 for $35. gotta go.
:rofl: Playa Playa.
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From: Earth
Originally Posted by wagon89
The fact he drove 70 miles in the rain to buy something he knew would be damaged by getting wet is retarded.
Cake or Death?
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From: NJ
Customer: I want this "so and so" book
Me (at computer): *tappitytappitytappity* It's no longer in print.
Customer: Will you be getting any in?
Me: :eh: It's not in print anymore.
Customer: Can I order it?
Me: (kinda talking a little slower now) They don't make it anymore.
Customer: Oh... darn.. so, no luck, eh?
Me: No..
Customer: Okay... maybe I'll try another bookstore
Me: :doh:
Me (at computer): *tappitytappitytappity* It's no longer in print.
Customer: Will you be getting any in?
Me: :eh: It's not in print anymore.
Customer: Can I order it?
Me: (kinda talking a little slower now) They don't make it anymore.
Customer: Oh... darn.. so, no luck, eh?
Me: No..
Customer: Okay... maybe I'll try another bookstore
Me: :doh:
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From: Sacramelto, home after 10 years in Texas
All this reminds me of my favorite line from Repo Man
"Ordinary people, I fvckin' hate 'em"
If some patient pisses me off or is rude to my staff, I just send them a 10 day letter.
Blah, blah, blah you have 10 days to find somebody else, blah, blah
Sincerely, me
"Ordinary people, I fvckin' hate 'em"
If some patient pisses me off or is rude to my staff, I just send them a 10 day letter.
Blah, blah, blah you have 10 days to find somebody else, blah, blah
Sincerely, me
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From: Someplace with cones=AUTO
Originally Posted by Master Yodub
Me: Can you enter your pin and press the green button?
Her: I want you to run it as a debit. (starts pressing buttons all over)
Me: (grabs pin pad) Ok, we can do that. (runs as debit)
Me: (hands her sig. slip) Just sign here for me please.
Her: No, I asked you to run it as a debit, so I'd have to enter my pin number.
:doh:
Her: I want you to run it as a debit. (starts pressing buttons all over)
Me: (grabs pin pad) Ok, we can do that. (runs as debit)
Me: (hands her sig. slip) Just sign here for me please.
Her: No, I asked you to run it as a debit, so I'd have to enter my pin number.
:doh:
Gotta love retail. Glad I'm not in that anymore.
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