this one's for you, RB
 

Today we salute you, Mr. Constant Collar Putter-Upper.

You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold back of the neck. Sure, your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where it's okay for a man to go tanning. You ask, "why can't we wear makeup, and use shampoo with lavender essence?" So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie (or is it Fitch?), because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one...in your man purse

:fawk:

:lmfao:

You know you do it Brad... :nono:

what's wrong with men going tanning? :thinking:

The same thing thats wrong with women going tanning.

It's fake n bake and I helped! :oh:

:lmfao: man purse :lmfao:

which is???

Tanned wimmenz are hawt!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHDKFAJSD;FLAKDF;JALF@!!!!`

OMG that's hilarious!!

:lmfao:

Bud light commercials are the funniest.