whats the stupidest thing you've done while drunk?
 

where do i begin?


1)her name was suzy
2)punched out a light in the bathroom of a denny's in waikiki, woke up with a swollen/bloody hand

driving is the seriously the stupidest

Too many experiences I don't even know where to start

Yes I'm stupid because I've done that many of times. I'm not the drunk that kills people though. When I'm drunk and driving, I'm the most serious mofo you'll ever meet.

drive
hos

oh, this 4th of july i threw a 1.75 of grey goose over the balcony

made out with an ugly chick in front of my friends :(

:lmfao:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
were you the wingman???? cuz if you was, then all is forgiven :oh:

naw....i cant be forgiven :( i was 22 and they still make fun of me

:lmao: Trust me, I know that feeling. Well, she wasn't ugly though. I was at my girlfriend's (at the time) brother's bachelor party. My boy invited a friend of his who strips. She was like 20y/o Korean/White with some fake boobies and she was dope. Anyway, I'm shy so I was kinda sitting furthest away from her and she got on my lap, whispered all this shit in my ear that turned me on. She starts licking my ear and kissing my neck, then moved to my mouth. My toungue was all down her throat! :oh: Next thing you know she pulled me on the floor and laid me down. She got on top of me and a friend put a dollar in my mouth. She picked that shit up with her pootang! :eek: