So blind people can hate them too.


Q What`s orange and looks good on a hippy?
A Fire

Q What`s the difference between a hippy and an onion.
A Nobody cries when you cut a hippy.

Q What do you call a hippy whose girlfriend broke up with him?
A Homeless.

Q How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A None. Hippies don`t screw in lightbulbs, they screw in filthy VW vans.


A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the bus at the next stop. When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie, "I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you". The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and pray's to God. If you went dressed in a robe and glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are god and you could command her to have sex with you. The hippie decides this is a great idea, so on Tuesday he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun to show up. At midnight sure enough the nun showed up, while she was in the middle of praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says. "I AM GOD" I have heard your prayers and I will answer them BUT ... first you must have sex with me. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun. After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and shouts "Ha, Ha Ha I'm the hippie!!" Then the nun jumps up and shouts "Ha Ha Ha I'm the bus driver!!"


A hippie dies and goes to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter looks him up, and says, "I'm sorry, but you'll be going down to Hell." The hippie, astounded, peers through the gates and sees God walking in the distance.
"God!" he says. "What gives? Remember that time I was tripping on acid? I saw you, and you said we'd be in Heaven together forever!"

God thought for a minute, then said, "Oh yeah, but I was drunk."



A hippie were walking down the street one day when a pixie fell on him.

"Today is your lucky day!" said the pixie. "I'm going to grant you two wishes. What will the first one be?"

The hippie thought for a moment and then said, "I want a never ending
joint."

So the pixie snapped his fingers and there is this king sized joint. The
hippie lit it up and started puffing. After five puffs, the joint was still the same length.

Next the pixie said, "...And number two?"

The hippie replied, "This is so cool man! Gimme another one!"


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Yes I am discriminating against hippies tonight and I am proud of it.

 

:lmao: @ the first three and the last one.

 

Q- how do you hide money from a Hippie
A- put it under the soap

 

hey man, back in the 60s i was hippie

 

LOL!!!!

I -HATE- hippies........

 

Why is that?

 

There's two major kinds of hippies in my observation. The chill kind who just prefer to live a more simple life in today's crazy world, but still work to be socially-viable people (ie do shower, try not to make too much of a scene). Then there's the self-righteous, holier-than-thou hippies who's sole goal seems that they want to be "better" people than others (This kind seems to revel in making life uncomfortable for others)

 

I'm afraid I'm not quite sure what you guys mean when you say hippies.

You surely can't mean the Abby Hoffman-esque political movement. The reason for their existence died w/the Vietnam conflict.

 

The Anti-Hippie Action League:

http://www.devo.com/tft/hippie/

- be sure to check out tactics for taking out hippies

 

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