So, I'm browsing some porn site...
 

...and the description on one of the movies says:

"Petite blonde has sex on the sofa, in a nice big house."

Who gives a **** how big the house is when they're watching porn?! :confused: Another one says something about a well-furnished living room. :doh:

was it hot? :)

furniture fetish. :oh:

oooohhh yeah....ohhh yeah.....oh that leather couch has got me all hot and bothered....:lmao:

omg is that a pool out back? :splooge:

ugh i hate when i accidently click on gay or tranny porn links. i get all freaked out and click the back button a million times before something loads up.

suuuuuure....

omg that window treatment is....oh wait...just get me a towel

lol i always wonder which drop out writes the scripts.. "Oh Mr Anderson is it true what they say that the size of a man's house...well you know...."

It's kinda like how they have the sports illustrated swimsuit edition and in each pic of the model they list they price of the swimsuit but half the time, the model isn't even wearing it or it's like off in the background or something. I mean, not that it makes any difference to me. :P