stop raining!
..while in the shower 
Senior Member Wannabe
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Originally Posted by crxforum
<<---- Looks out the window at the snow on the ground, the snow falling on his car, and the people driving 10MPH on the ice covered roads, and wonders what civic2k2grl is complaining about. 
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agrees fully.....
its crappy when you have to trailer your car 3 blocks...cuz there is too much snow on the ground...
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All this talk of cold reminds me...
Diary of Snow Shoveled
December 8, 6:00pm: It started to snow. The first snow of the season and
the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching
the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma
Moses print. So romantic, felt like newlyweds again.
December 9, 7:30 a.m.: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white
snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can
there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best
idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a
boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the
snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the
driveway, so I got to shovel it again. What a perfect life!
December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a
disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have
a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll
have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow
again. I don't think that is possible. Bob is such a nice man; I'm glad
he's our neighbor.
December 14: Snow, lovely snow - 8? last night. The temperature dropped
to 20?. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath
away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is
the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything
again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but
I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff andpuff so.
December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer.
Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the
freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I
think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all!
December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the
driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an
hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17: Still way below freezing, roads are too icy to go anywhere.
Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay
warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her.
Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God, I
hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own
living room!
December 20: Electricity is back on, but had another 14" of the damned
stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came
by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're
too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware
store around to see about buying a snowblower and they're out. Might have
another shipment in March. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will
have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches
of the white shit fell today, and it is so cold it probably won't melt
until August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to
shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I undressed, pissed, and got
dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a
plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy.
I think the asshole is lying.
December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0?. The wife
wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she,
nuts!!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did,
but I think she's lying.
December 24: 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke my shovel.
Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch
who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls. I
know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and
then he comes down the street at a 100 mph and throws snow all over where
I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with
her and open our presents, but I was busy watching for the goddamnsnowplow.
December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the shit tonight. Snowed
in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate snow. The
snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head
with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's an
idiot. If I have to watch 'Its a Wonderful Life' one more time, I'm going
to kill her.
December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was
all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.
December 27: Temperature dropped to -50? and the pipes froze.
December 28: Warmed up to above -30?. Still snowed in. The bitch is
driving me crazy!!
December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it
could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard of. How dumb does
he think I am?
December 30: Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a
million dollars for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her
mother. 9" predicted.
December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. Let's see that white
shit stick now! No more shoveling. The hell with this I'm moving back to Georgia!
Diary of Snow Shoveled
December 8, 6:00pm: It started to snow. The first snow of the season and
the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching
the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma
Moses print. So romantic, felt like newlyweds again.
December 9, 7:30 a.m.: We woke to a beautiful blanket of crystal white
snow covering every inch of the landscape. What a fantastic sight! Can
there be a more lovely place in the whole world? Moving here was the best
idea I've ever had! Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a
boy again. I did both our driveway and the sidewalks. This afternoon the
snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the
driveway, so I got to shovel it again. What a perfect life!
December 12: The sun has melted all our lovely snow. Such a
disappointment. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have
a white Christmas. No snow on Christmas would be awful! Bob says we'll
have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow
again. I don't think that is possible. Bob is such a nice man; I'm glad
he's our neighbor.
December 14: Snow, lovely snow - 8? last night. The temperature dropped
to 20?. The cold makes everything sparkle so. The wind took my breath
away, but I warmed up by shoveling the driveway and sidewalks. This is
the life! The snowplow came back this afternoon and buried everything
again. I didn't realize I would have to do quite this much shoveling, but
I'll certainly get back in shape this way. I wish I wouldn't huff andpuff so.
December 15: 20 inches forecast. Sold my van and bought a 4x4 Blazer.
Bought snow tires for the wife's car and 2 extra shovels. Stocked the
freezer. The wife wants a wood stove in case the electricity goes out. I
think that's silly. We aren't in Alaska, after all!
December 16: Ice storm this morning. Fell on my ass on the ice in the
driveway putting down salt. Hurt like hell. The wife laughed for an
hour, which I think was very cruel.
December 17: Still way below freezing, roads are too icy to go anywhere.
Electricity was off for 5 hours. I had to pile the blankets on to stay
warm. Nothing to do but stare at the wife and try not to irritate her.
Guess I should've bought a wood stove, but won't admit it to her. God, I
hate it when she's right. I can't believe I'm freezing to death in my own
living room!
December 20: Electricity is back on, but had another 14" of the damned
stuff last night. More shoveling. Took all day. Goddamn snowplow came
by twice. Tried to find a neighbor kid to shovel, but they said they're
too busy playing hockey. I think they're lying. Called the only hardware
store around to see about buying a snowblower and they're out. Might have
another shipment in March. Bob says I have to shovel or the city will
have it done and bill me. I think he's lying.
December 22: Bob was right about a white Christmas because 13 more inches
of the white shit fell today, and it is so cold it probably won't melt
until August. Took me 45 minutes to get all dressed up to go out to
shovel and then I had to piss. By the time I undressed, pissed, and got
dressed again, I was too tired to shovel. Tried to hire Bob who has a
plow on his truck for the rest of the winter; but he says he's too busy.
I think the asshole is lying.
December 23: Only 2" of snow today. And it warmed up to 0?. The wife
wanted me to decorate the front of the house this morning. What is she,
nuts!!! Why didn't she tell me to do that a month ago? She says she did,
but I think she's lying.
December 24: 6". Snow packed so hard by snowplow, I broke my shovel.
Thought I was having a heart attack. If I ever catch the son of a bitch
who drives that snowplow, I'll drag him through the snow by his balls. I
know he hides around the corner and waits for me to finish shoveling and
then he comes down the street at a 100 mph and throws snow all over where
I've just been! Tonight the wife wanted me to sing Christmas carols with
her and open our presents, but I was busy watching for the goddamnsnowplow.
December 25: Merry Christmas. 20 more inches of the shit tonight. Snowed
in. The idea of shoveling makes my blood boil. God, I hate snow. The
snowplow driver came by asking for a donation and I hit him over the head
with my shovel. The wife says I have a bad attitude. I think she's an
idiot. If I have to watch 'Its a Wonderful Life' one more time, I'm going
to kill her.
December 26: Still snowed in. Why the hell did I ever move here? It was
all HER idea. She's really getting on my nerves.
December 27: Temperature dropped to -50? and the pipes froze.
December 28: Warmed up to above -30?. Still snowed in. The bitch is
driving me crazy!!
December 29: 10 more inches. Bob says I have to shovel the roof or it
could cave in. That's the silliest thing I ever heard of. How dumb does
he think I am?
December 30: Roof caved in. The snow plow driver is suing me for a
million dollars for the bump on his head. The wife went home to her
mother. 9" predicted.
December 31: Set fire to what's left of the house. Let's see that white
shit stick now! No more shoveling. The hell with this I'm moving back to Georgia!
