COLUMBIA -- Bogota resident Emilo Savez was critically wounded tonight when his wife, in a fit of rage, attacked her husband with a wood axe, lodging it in his forehead.

The 36 year old father of three was rushed to St. Vincent's hospital when his frantic wife called police after swinging an axe into his face. Apparently Maria Savez caught her estranged husband in bed with the family housekeeper, and in a fit of rage ran to the garage and got a wood axe, then proceeded back to their bedroom. Once there a struggle ensued, and Mrs. Savez ended up on top of her husband, then swung the axe and impaled Mr. Savez in his forehead.

Shocked surgeons spent six hours removing and repairing the damage from the axe, and surprisingly Mr. Savez is expected to make a full recovery. Minor brain damage to the front temporal lobes is expected, but Mr. Savez is expected to be able to lead a normal life once his wounds have healed.

 

shoulda left it in. perfect halloween costume. total realism. h:

 

holy ****..
is he concious?

 

Holy CRAP!!!1~

put a warning on that shiet!

5 bucks says he'll be another Phineas Gage if he survives.

 

:barf:

 

If he'll live long enough to get some candy...

Knock Knock...

Opens door...

Trick or Treat...

*thud*

h:

 

I believe this would make a good wned: pic

 

After I recovered i'd kill the bitch. Living in Bogota there probably isn't too many repurcussions in this case.