Tach-O-My bad...
 

So I asked the .net gods about an ignition problem I had and after I misinterpreted my gas light breaking and leavin me stranded, I completely dismantled my distrinutor to find that the main shaft bearing had simply started to wear out and leak oil on the magnetic pick-ups inside. A little brake cleaner and viola! It fixed all of my problems. Moral of the story: Dont be afraid to take shit apart and clean it, even if u dont think it will help. Kisses!!!