my boss asked me to put up quotes up on the board everytime i come in so could all the han'rs help me out it doesn't have to be serious or you don't have to sensor anything give me some funny one's and serious one's as well





TIA :cheers:

 

"try duff, duff light, and the all new duff blue!" "oh yeah!!"

 

nothin from the simpsons sorry.

 

War: It's not about who's right, it's about who's left

 

If there's grass on the field, play ball.
If not, play in the mud.

 

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

 

"if bananas were outlawed, only outlaws would have bananas"

 

I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
--Douglas Adams, Author, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.
--Rodney Dangerfield

I just thought of something funny...your mother.
--Cheech Marin

 

:rofl:

 

Life's a bitch....and then you marry one



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