Well, I'm going to jail. FML. *pics*
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Well, I'm going to jail. FML. *pics*
I need to tell somebody. I thought you all should know that I hit my wife today. I guess im gonna get picked up by the cops, so I figured I would tell you guys what happened.
We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.
This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.
Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilage or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor.
Heres a picture of my kitchen floor
She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.
Picture of my kitchen wall
We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into the room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off. That was about 2 hours ago, so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything I don't think.
My mom came over and when she heard about it she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought nah forget it " yo holmes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air!!!
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We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.
This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.
Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilage or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor.
Heres a picture of my kitchen floor
She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.
Picture of my kitchen wall
We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into the room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off. That was about 2 hours ago, so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything I don't think.
My mom came over and when she heard about it she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought nah forget it " yo holmes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house at about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air!!!
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