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Old Dec 9, 2008 | 12:10 PM
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It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named
Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said,


"Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, Or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good!'

Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F*ck the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.' The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'

Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!'

And Chandrasekhar said quietly, "I think it was the American people,
November 4, 2008."
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Old Dec 9, 2008 | 12:12 PM
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:lmao: at fuck the indians :rofl: hahahahahhaha
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Old Dec 9, 2008 | 12:12 PM
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You mean the cry babies that voted for McCain said that


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Old Dec 9, 2008 | 12:13 PM
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hahhahahhaha good one
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Old Dec 9, 2008 | 12:14 PM
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haha
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Old Dec 9, 2008 | 12:16 PM
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Ron Paul for Prez 2013
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Old Dec 9, 2008 | 12:16 PM
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i had my hopes up all through the story that it wouldn't be an obama joke... :sad:
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Old Dec 9, 2008 | 12:20 PM
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why didnt i see thsi coming
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Old Dec 9, 2008 | 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Grifter
why didnt i see thsi coming

because you asian twinkie
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Old Dec 9, 2008 | 12:24 PM
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i have to say - kinda disappointed at the end there spanks -

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because you asian twinkie
lol - thought only asians can be twinkies
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