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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 04:22 AM
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Wow :lmao:

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Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos
LONGMONT, Colo. (AP) -- A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

He made three tries within nine days last month and was turned down each time. The store manager called police after the third try.

Authorities said Monday that the man showed a badge and left a business card from the Longmont police "age verification unit." Cmdr. Tim Lewis said there is no such unit.

"It was inventive on his part, I'll give him that," Lewis said.

The business card didn't have anyone's name on it, but the store gave officers surveillance video of the man. Police are looking for him.

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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 04:38 AM
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Haha, he should have used the money that he spent on the fake badge and business cards to just buy a video instead.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by JCEN
Haha, he should have used the money that he spent on the fake badge and business cards to just buy a video instead.
lulz, :werd:
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 06:29 AM
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Its the thrill of the act.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 06:30 AM
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or he coulda went online and got it for free like the rest of us
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 06:30 AM
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Longmont, go figure. He's probably a repressed pastor or something.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by CRAIGHIMSELF
Its the thrill of the act.
you have a point, like when winona ryder stole clothing.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 06:47 AM
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gonna try that with chicks with implants
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 06:48 AM
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Booby inspector Rico, reporting for duty.
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Old Aug 12, 2008 | 06:51 AM
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and if the police question me, I'll say it was Sean Samson, he could pass as me h:
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