My roommate just handed in her key. I'm chillin in my boxers and playing some loud-ass guitar, basking in the AC (it was 100* today) and after the gym I'm gonna get my drank on and play some gran turismo.

I'm thankful for the 5-odd grand she gave me, but damn it feels good to have the place to myself.

 

thats some spensive rent

 

In for know what that feels like. I miss having an apt. to myself.

No jerk is better than the ain't-nobody-home jerk.

o:

 

so how many times have you jacked off already