I have a lame and pointless story to share
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I have a lame and pointless story to share
After not shaving for two weeks, I finally shaved once again. Some homeless guy inquired about vacancy of a particular park bench for the evening, so I knew it was time.
Then he began to pick out of the garbage can and eat trash. I began thinking "Imagine if a homeless guy...", but then I realized it was true.
99% of this story is fictional.
Discuss.
Then he began to pick out of the garbage can and eat trash. I began thinking "Imagine if a homeless guy...", but then I realized it was true.
99% of this story is fictional.
Discuss.
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From: Westside til I die
Originally Posted by RB
Much like LT's "life".
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
OH SNAP
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From: six-five-o
Originally Posted by AF
After not shaving for two weeks, I finally shaved once again. Some homeless guy inquired about vacancy of a particular park bench for the evening, so I knew it was time.
Then he began to pick out of the garbage can and eat trash. I began thinking "Imagine if a homeless guy...", but then I realized it was true.
99% of this story is fictional.
Discuss.
Then he began to pick out of the garbage can and eat trash. I began thinking "Imagine if a homeless guy...", but then I realized it was true.
99% of this story is fictional.
Discuss.
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god i can't grow a beard to save my life. i'm still waiting for my facial hair to come in and i'm 25. The only thing I have in common with a homeless person is that i've shit myself and then continued to roll back over and go to sleep.
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From: Golden, CO
Originally Posted by S14
The only thing I have in common with a homeless person is that i've shit myself and then continued to roll back over and go to sleep.
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From: Cali
Originally Posted by S14
The only thing I have in common with a homeless person is that i've shit myself and then continued to roll back over and go to sleep.
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