a cute girl walks into a shop wearing panties..
actually, it was a bikini bottom. my friend and i stopped at the local dunkin' donuts to grab a coffee before returning to work. i had my coffee and was waiting for him to get his, when a couple of girls walked in. i'd say they were maybe 18. anyway, one of them was very cute. i'm talking about very pretty face. slender, firm body, nice boobs, gorgeous legs, etc.. and the best part? she was wearing just a bikini bottom with a tanktop. granted, you see this all the time at say the beach, but at dunkin' donuts, it's stands out a little. when she walked in, i did a double take, thinking, "is she really not wearing any pants?"
anyway, as i'm admiring God's creation, my friend comes over with his coffee and says, "ready to go?" i responded with, "not quite, but ok." this other guy in the shop overheard me and started laughing. then he said, "i think i'll finish my coffee right here.." :lmao:
i don't know if she thought i was making fun of her or what, but she kept staring at me as i got into the car. oops! man, that was hilarious, and stimulating all at the same time..
just thought i'd share. :exnbp:
anyway, as i'm admiring God's creation, my friend comes over with his coffee and says, "ready to go?" i responded with, "not quite, but ok." this other guy in the shop overheard me and started laughing. then he said, "i think i'll finish my coffee right here.." :lmao:
i don't know if she thought i was making fun of her or what, but she kept staring at me as i got into the car. oops! man, that was hilarious, and stimulating all at the same time..
just thought i'd share. :exnbp:
Awesome.
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I remember this one time I was at Barnes&Noble, they have those security gates with a divider. Sooo....I was walking out and see this chick walking in, I'm staring at her while walking and I ran into the wooden divider that made quite alot of noise. I hauled ass afterwards
I remember this one time I was at Barnes&Noble, they have those security gates with a divider. Sooo....I was walking out and see this chick walking in, I'm staring at her while walking and I ran into the wooden divider that made quite alot of noise. I hauled ass afterwards
Originally Posted by reno96teg
portuguese, but how does that apply?
knock knock....
you reply who's there?
Matt Nuk
tell me if you get the joke.
I learned that from my buddy that lives in the Dartmouth/New Bedford area.



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